For some reason, I just remembered how Europeans always regarded Americans as declasse when it comes to the fine art of living and the arts. We know this. I also just remembered hearing a hilarious send-up of the Marlene Dietrich school of cabaret chanteuse ("See What the Boys in the Backroom Will Have") done by Tallulah Bankhead singing "Set 'Em Up, Joe". We can be funny sometimes, though, can't we? As these tunes are unlikely available for download from any P2P or file-sharing programs, you'll just have to be satisfied with my memory.