None Dare Call It Conspiracy
(I will reveal now why I recently chose to mention in particular things to do with dental visits, spit sinks, and aptitude tests in downtown Los Angeles. That was to get you ready for October, and October is a whole month long celebration, and deemed a special month-long holiday and has been for years: October, every year, is National Orthodontic Awareness Month! Get ready to party!
Candy + Soda Pop = $
$ = Dental Floss
(This is a very simple equation)